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lindsaychrist:

doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices

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whiteboyfriend:

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kushandwizdom:

Words of Emotion

youngstero:

my mom went to high school with jamie lee curtis and one time they both got caught smoking pot together and jamie told the teacher it was my mom’s and my mom was suspended and jamie lee got no punishment so think about that next time you want some activia

the laxative yogurt lady fucked over my mom

snorlaxatives:

me: *eats cookie dough*

some weak ass person: “you’ll get salmonella poisoning!!!” 

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sofiaauditores:

*inhales* what a beautiful day *exhales* to play video games for 15 hours straight

(Source: phantonhives)

wailordandsavior:

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U DONT KNOW ME OR MY LIFE

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(Source: jewishsanta)

loligang:

grandma ain’t get ran over by no bitch ass reindeer. not this year